it just made its brain explode and eyes bleed...
and yes i am talking about me
so anybody who knows me knows.... you do not use sexual slang terms around me cus i WILL use urban dictionary and iWILL school myself in the meanings...
so how did i get to nloody eyes and gooshy brain bits explodeing all over the wall ?
Wesley's freind, Tang (mandarin for hump) , mentioned to me and wesley and our other friend Brent, about a video on youtue whoch skids the pornographic line waaaay too close for youtube and will make our brains explode due to the horrible awful sound the woman is making called singing...
the title of the song is..
pussy be yanking....
my brain had already exploded from the horribl sounds she was making which were being passed as singing and my eyes were beinging to bugle su to the borderline pornography...
after the video i asked "what is a yanking pussy"
to which i was asked to google as nobody knew .
to which i went to urban ditctionary...
after which i read a definition which mentions it as "A black womans blue waffle that smells trifling and a lot of guys fuck"
to which i asked
what is a blue waffle?
anf then urban dictionaried
then googled
and then
my eyes exploded and i decided to never have sex again... ever....
well at least until my previously exploded brain unburns the image which was seared into it before my eyeball bled.....
so here you are, the video "pussy be yanking" here
and the google definition of "blue waffle" here
i warn you, your brain will explode and your eyes bleed....
promise me, you will tell your loved ones goodbye before you click as i promnise you will never be the same..\you cannot unhear or unsee these...
*shudder*
sex, bad...sex verrrry bad. no sex. safe vagina with no sex....
why oh why am i so very curious? it is going to kill me one day....
lol
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